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Well everyone, this is the beginning of goodbye!

As you might have heard or seen on here, Tumblr is banning all adult content across the site in about two weeks.

Unfortunately the adult content is the main reason I’m here, so I will finally be departing from the site.

If anyone wants to add me on snapchat, go for it, but I’m gonna expect you to tell me who you are, where you came from, and what you look like, so be ready for that lol.

I’m probably going to leave my blog up for a while in case I get any messages I’ve been waiting on, but do plan to delete it come January.

This has been quite a unique experience and its hard to see the 6-8 years I’ve been on here end like this, but all things do end at some point, and I’m really hoping something better rises from the ashes.

Love you guys and love your mutual passion for man ass/fisting/big toys. Please stay involved with it so our community can grow. Be shameless and open about who you are and what you like and lets keep trying to bring down the stigma around this wonderful act of pleasure and bonding.

kidzbopmallcop

Sure as god’s got sandals beats fighting guys with treasure trails.

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New Mood

Jared Keeso holding dogs while looking stoic.

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Source: basedheisenberg

self-exciting

gimme-a-gimmick

worldsworstfather

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

Source: hexglyphs

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veliseraptor

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

seagodofmagic

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

veliseraptor

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little